so yes, once again and as always, Kevin Smith (the genius, DA MAN) has said something so much better than I ever could. So here it goes:
Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) a disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass.
Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, the White Room would like to state that this webpage is--from start to finish--a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is incendiary or inflammatory is to miss our intention and pass undue judgement; and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone.
So please--before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a webpage, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus and JC's taste in clothing. Thank you and enjoy the stories!
Basically, what he said in Dogma.
This isn't real. It's fiction. It's all out of the crevices of my mind. I do not know Nsync. I'm not Nsync. I'm not affiliated with Nsync, WEG, or Jive Records in anyway--but hey, if they find my writing so damn amazing, feel free to email me and offer me a job. Nor do I own Roswell or have any affiliation with the show--trust me, I wouldn't have allowed that monstrosity of a third season to air.
Any of the shows that have fanfiction based off them belong to their creators/producers/writers/studios and I'm nothing but a fan that has way too much time on her hands. I'm not making any money from this and don't plan to either.
All regular fiction is owned entirely by me. Don't steal or I'll hunt you down, set you on fire, and then disembowel you with a wooden, splintery spoon until you know that PLAGERISM IS BAD!
So without further adieu, enjoy the show.
email me (this if for you, Lance. hee-hee)