*new* A Little More Touch Me--If he were Ryan, he could write some dirty, pornalicious song about them that still managed to include, like, fourteen Doug Coupland references. But then, if he was Ryan, they’d be his hands, and so probably not as interesting.
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Length: 2700 words

*new* Lines in the Sand (are meant to be crossed)--“Hey,” the Sultan grinned, stretching out a hand that Ryan shook. “Nice to meet you.” He eyed Ryan’s boots, jeans, jean jacket and bandana uncertainly. “Are you in costume?” A University of Illinois AU
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan, Spencer/Jon
Rating: R
Length: 11,000 words

*new* Dunder Mifflin: Chicago Branch--Patrick is always the one who adds in the (to the), because that’s his title, dammit. He’s Pete’s assistant and Pete could not actually do his job without Patrick there. “My very own Ugly Betty!” Pete will say, fluttering his eyelashes at Patrick. “Except not ugly, or a girl. You can be Hot Patrick instead.” Chat fic.  Written with txtequilanights.
Pairing: Ryan/Brendon, Spencer/Jon, Patrick/Pete, Frank/Gerard
Rating: PG
Length: 5000 words

Counting Down the Days ‘Til You’re Walking Through My Door--Brendon had enough time to wonder, what kind of name is Ryan for a – before she looked up and, wow, totally not a girl after all.
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: Hard R
Length: 5000 words

With Friends Like These...--The whole thing fucking sucked, especially because he could clearly remember a time when he didn’t want to have sex with Brendon Urie.
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2700 words

Best Laid Plans--Brendon had a three-step plan to make Ryan Ross fall in love with him. He didn’t write it down or anything (and if he did, the tiny, shredded pieces of paper were scattered across some highway between Wisconsin and Indiana, so no one could prove it), but it was a very specific plan.
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Length: 4600 words

Proportional Response--So, yes, okay, he had a public sex kink. He was an attention whore, and besides, everyone had something, right? Still, it was totally unfair of Brendon to use it against him like this.
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1400 words

it's always cloudy (except for when you look into the past)--His hand, not the one he was writing with, but the left one holding the journal, seemed to…flicker. First it was there, gripping the paper so hard his knuckles were white, and then it…wasn’t.  Features time travel.
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: PG-13
Length: 4300 words

Coitus Interruptus--He just wanted to see Patrick’s dick. Was that too much to ask?
Pairing: Spencer/Patrick (of Fall Out Boy)
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1700 words

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