Author: Steph

Title: Hard Day's Night

Rating: R/NC-17

Author's note: Unbetaed and written in two days because I'm a slacker

Feedback: Yes, please! I like to print it out and roll around in it
a la Scrooge McDuck. Make me happy!

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Summary: Vince just wants to go to bed.

Requirements: First "I love you." Happy birthday S/V yahoo group!



Hard Day's Night

“I got off late,” Vince explained, tiredly swiping at his eyes and balancing his mobile phone between his ear and shoulder. “This year’s inventory is going worse than any I’ve seen before. It doesn’t help that Simon Carter and Neil Harris left, and the people who’ve replaced them are completely incompetent. I’m doing everything by myself.”

“How long do you think you’ll be?” Stuart asked.

Vince looked around and took a moment to judge the distance. “I’m about five minutes from my flat now. I need to change out of this bloody suit before I go over to yours.”

“Why?” Stuart questioned mischievously. “It’s not as though you’ll be wearing it long anyway.”

A smile tugged at the corners of his mouth for the first time in that whole miserable day. “Still though, I smell like raw meat and cheese. It’s lucky I don’t have a dog, I’d be mauled.”

“So you’ll be at your flat soon?”

“Yeah, I’m a few blocks away, though I honestly don’t know if I’ll be able to find the strength to leave again once I get there. I’m so knackered I might just pass out as soon as I walk through the door.”

“You’re saying you’re leaving me alone tonight then?”

“Of course not, Stuart. I’ll be there. Seeing you has been the only thing I’ve looked forward to all day,” Vince assured him. “It’s only, driving all the way to your flat seems impossible right now. I might as well be driving to Bulgaria.” He pulled into a parking spot and sighed. “I’m finally home.”

“Jesus, and it’s only eleven.”

“Is it really? I have to be back there at twelve-thirty tomorrow afternoon. Fuck.” He opened the door and climbed the flight of stairs leading to his door.

“Why don’t you just quit?” Stuart asked. “Get a job somewhere else. I could probably get you something at Thrive if you wanted it.”

“I don’t need your charity, Stuart,” Vince ground out. “Anyway, it’s only this one week a year where everything goes crazy. Come Monday it will be fine again. Three more days.” The last part was said more to himself than Stuart. “Only three more days of this.”

“It wouldn’t be charity. We need people who actually work over there. You should see the absolute idiots they’ll hire. You’d be a welcome change. And can you imagine us working together? It’d be brilliant.”

“It’d be catastrophe, is what,” Vince answered, smiling fondly. He fiddled with his keys, finding the right one and sticking it into the lock on his door. “What would I do there, exactly? Make coffee and lecture everyone on the pros and cons of red versus green apples?”

He pushed open his door and froze in shock.

“I’m sure I could think of something to keep you occupied,” Stuart responded. Except it didn’t come only from Vince’s phone, but also right there in from of him. Stuart stood inside the door, his mobile phone to his ear, and a wide, wicked grin on his face.

Like rain, Stuart’s presence washed away all the frustration and weariness of the day. Vince didn’t stop to close the door or take off his jacket. He didn’t even turn off his phone. Instead, he let it drop to the floor and propelled himself into Stuart’s arms, enthusiastically attacking his mouth. Their hands groped all over each other, trying to find purchase on their moving bodies.

They pulled back momentarily to let Vince rip Stuart’s shirt over his head. “I tried to do something nice for you,” Stuart panted, “and you left me waiting in your flat for three bloody hours.”

“I didn’t know,” Vince argued. He threw off his tan coat and went to work on the buttons of his shirt.

Stuart’s mouth crashed into his again, and then neither man spoke as clothes were shed and bodies entangled. They slipped and tripped on stray tapes and blankets and carelessly tossed items of their own clothing as they made their way blindly through Vince’s flat to his bed.

Stuart pressed the now naked Vince onto his back and grinned down at him predatorily. “That’s quite a welcome.”

Vince shut his eyes and his lips stretched into a wide smile. “You’re the only thing I wanted to see all day.”

“Good,” Stuart responded, sounding smug. Vince felt the mattress shift as Stuart maneuvered himself over Vince’s body, and attacked his neck.

Vince writhed off the bed when Stuart’s lips and tongue and teeth began working the sensitive skin behind his ear and down to his pulse point beating erratically. Stuart didn’t stop there long, obviously understanding that Vince had no patience for foreplay or Stuart’s torturous brand of slow, hot seduction.

He scooted down and tongued at Vince’s nipples, knowing based on the experience gleaned from their brief sexual relationship that stimulating them was a quick way to drive Vince crazy. The soft, excited murmurs exhaled from Vince’s mouth seemed to spur Stuart on. He traced each one until it was tight and throbbing, making Vince’s breath speed up exponentially and his cock harden.

“Stuart…” he moaned, and then all he could see was a mop of black curls as Stuart slid down the rest of his body and took Vince’s cock into his mouth.

He didn’t stand a chance after that, with Stuart’s talented hands and mouth making his body strum and shudder. In fact, Vince didn’t even bother trying; he just let Stuart work him to a quick, dirty, fantastic orgasm.

When he’d finished, Stuart slithered along Vince’s gasping, sweating body, and rubbed his erection desperately against Vince. His face was dark with concentration, and his usually springy hair was matted down on his head. He looked utterly disheveled, and Vince fucking *loved* it.

He reached a hand down to help Stuart finish, and it only took five or six long, firm strokes before Stuart came, their fluid mingling on Vince’s stomach and thighs.

They laid still several moments, Stuart spread across Vince, while both men regained their breath, and then Stuart rolled over and reached to grab some tissues on the bed stand. He wiped Vince and himself clean before tossing the tissues onto the floor.

“Mmm…you’re picking those up, you know,” Vince said.

“Later,” Stuart answered.

“What a way to come home,” Vince commented, his voice nearly a purr of contentment. “It’s definitely something I could get used to.”

Stuart fell back onto the bed, and they both wriggled under the duvet. Vince wrapped his arms around Stuart’s waist and rested his forehead against Stuart’s back.

“You deserved it,” Stuart reasoned. “You’ve worked in that sweat shop forty hours in the last four days.”

“Working at Harlo’s isn’t exactly like performing slave labor in Thailand,” Vince corrected in an amused voice. “Not that I’m complaining about the blowjob, mind.”

“Hmph, as if you’d complain about that. I was brilliant, as usual.”

“And always so modest,” Vince noted.

“Who cares about modesty? Modesty’s for people who give a fuck what other people think of them. It’s lying to avoid looking as though you’ve noticed the good things about yourself. What’s the use in that? I’m lovely, I know that, so I might as well admit it.”

There was Stuart in Vince’s bed after a long, tedious day of inventory and dealing with the still-bitter Graham. One month ago, Vince would have never believed something like this could ever happen. But Stuart had surprised him, had waited around his flat for three hours because he knew Vince would be too tired to make it to his place. Things were different, but yet fundamentally still so much the same that it made Vince’s chest hurt. Mad. Completely, completely mental.

“I love you,” Vince said against Stuart’s skin.

He felt the other man tense up, and he smiled into one of Stuart’s shoulder blades.

“Why the fuck did you do that?” Stuart demanded.

“What?” Vince asked.

“You ruined a perfectly good shag with that sentimental bollocks,” he answered.

Vince tipped his forehead so that it lay on the base of Stuart’s neck. “I see. My mistake.”

“Too fucking right it is. You’re not to say that again in bed.”

“All right,” Vince agreed amicably, noting Stuart hadn’t forbid him to say it *ever.* “’S true though.”

“Ack. I’ve half a mind to take a shower and wash away off these lesbian *feelings* you’ve gotten all over me.”

“Go on then,” Vince urged. Stuart didn’t move. “Well?”

“Tomorrow. It’s half midnight now, and I’m knackered.”

“Please, Stuart. You usually stumble into bed at three from Canal Street.”

“I wasn’t on Canal Street tonight, was I? No, I was here all bloody night like a twat waiting around for you.”

“I’m sorry. I said I didn’t know.”

“You weren’t supposed to. It was a surprise. I try to do something nice, and this is what happens. I end holed up here watching repeats of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”

“Mmm…but Spike. Nice.”

Stuart grunted in agreement. “Yeah, Spike, but I liked that Xander bloke better. Dark hair, strong body, bit of a twat.”

“The actor has an identical twin too,” Vince told him.

“One for each of us then.”

“Sounds good.” Vince yawned loudly.

“Jesus, go to sleep.”

“I need to set my alarm.”

“I’ll wake you up tomorrow.”

“All right. Good night, Stuart.”

“Night, Vince.”

Vince tucked one of his legs between both of Stuart’s and wrapped himself more thoroughly around him.

“I love you,” he repeated, a moment before sleep.

Stuart snorted. “And I hate you, you twat,” he responded scathingly, but at the same time he brought his hands down, pressed them over Vince’s at his waist and squeezed.

Vince smiled as sleep finally carried him away, because he knew what Stuart really meant.




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